THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE TO EVER LIVE

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THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE TO EVER LIVE

Post by Guest on Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:08 am



FUCKIN' WRASSLIN
SUPERSTAR TALENT CONTRACT
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SUPERSTAR BASICS

Superstar Real Name
Richard Ed

Superstar Ring Name
Brando McPhukfaic

Superstar Appearance
Colin Farrell as That Asshole from Horrible Bosses


Superstar Billed Location
Probably Detroit

Superstar Billed Weight
145lb

Entrance Theme
Dennis Leary - Asshole

MOVESET

Style Of Wrasslin
Fuckin' Jobber

Ten Common Moves
He gets no offence. He's a jobber.

Signature Moves
See above.

Finishers
Fuckin' look up, fagbag.

WRESTLER BIOGRAPHY
A total fucking asshole decides he wants to wrestle. There. Happy? Luckily for his opponents, he's completely incompetent on both the microphone and in the ring.

SAMPLE ROLE-PLAY
The scene opens to the parking lot outside the arena, where Brando McFuckfaic drives into a handicapped parking space. He gets out of his car, slams the door and spits on the ground. A handicapped man in a wheelchair nearby notices and attempts to intervene.

HANDICAPPED GUY
Excuse me, sir, I think you've made some kind of mistake. That's a handicapped parking space!

Brando turns to the man and walks right up to him, leaning over and smiling kindly.

BRANDO MCPHUKFAIC
Oh! I'm so sorry! I'll just move my car!

The handicapped man smiles and nods.

HANDICAPPED GUY
Thank you very mu-

Brando's foot smacks into the man's jaw, tipping his wheelchair backwards and causing him to hit the pavement, hard!

BRANDO MCPHUKFAIC
Fat fuckin' chance, Professor Xavier!

Brando adjusts his shitty jacket and snorts a big loogey, spitting it onto the crippled man and grinning, satisfied with his work.

BRANDO MCPHUKFAIC
Fuckin' cripples. Think they own the fuckin' world.

Brando walks off-screen as we fade to black.

OUT OF CHARACTER

Your Name
Blackie

Age
19

How Did You Find FW?
I'm already here.

Note: This guy is a jobber, and I'll RP with him as a jobber. Meaning shitty RP's week in and week out. Deal with it.

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Re: THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE TO EVER LIVE

Post by Chris Jericho on Wed Jan 04, 2012 3:58 am

LMAO

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Re: THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE TO EVER LIVE

Post by Guest on Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:09 pm

^^

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