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Post by Single H on Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:38 am

Peter Parker was your average mild mannered piece a'shit. He was a total nerdy fucker who got no pussy. One day, Peter was at some faggot, nerd science fair and an asshole spider came down and bit the shit out of him for no fucking reason, like what the fuck. Peter Parker got spider powers from this conveniently and then also conveniently he someone managed to get a chick and they probably fucked.

Because he was a faggot, Peter decided to use his powers to be a wrestler, and he made a really shitty costume. Then his uncle Ben went and got fucking shot in the fucking face and Peter was like "shit, now I feel like a complete prat." Peter made a new faggot costume and somehow it was 100% better than the other one because the match gave Peter the ability to make better outfits.

There was a guy called Normon Osborn, and he got fired from his own company. Even though I think that's impossible anyway because being the owner of the company, he probably has more money and power than everyone else employed. But anyway, he got his ass fired and made a potion thing and tested it because he was an idiot.

Even though it's scientifically impossible, it turned him evil and Normon made himself a faggot costume like Peter did except this one was completely green and actually had steel tits.(seriously, check a photo.) Anyway, the steel tit goblin killed everyone and took Peter's bitch.

Spider man was like "Oh hell naw" and he went and beat the shit out of Steel tit goblin then brought down an entire fucking wall on his ass. Then he lied to Normon's son about the killing. (what a fucking asshole.)

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Re: Spaidur man.

Post by Single H on Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:40 am

I wrote this because I was really fucking bored while watching Raw.

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Post by Chris Jericho on Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:38 am

brat*, 100 times* Norman Osborne*, Norman*, Norman's son*, What*, ).*

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Post by Single H on Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:47 am

Le Kris wrote:brat*, 100 times* Norman Osborne*, Norman*, Norman's son*, What*, ).*
Actually I meant to put prat. You prat. I wasn't paying attention to spelling because I was writing this on notepad and watching Raw at the same time. I only posted it because I was curious to see the response.

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Post by Chris Jericho on Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:25 am

well since RAW is no longer a motive for distraction of important duties such as writing stuff like this, I'll only accept the notepad excuse.

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Post by Blackout on Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:48 pm

Fuck this shit.
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