Brando McPhukfaic RP#2

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Brando McPhukfaic RP#2

Post by Guest on Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:33 pm

The scene opens to Brando McPhukfaic sitting on the toilet. He's obviously struggling, judging by the loud grunts eminating from his vocal cords. Suddenly, a loud noise cuts through the silence like a knife through butter.

BLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARPPPP.

PLOP.

Brando breathes a sigh of relief and smiles, leaning back. He then gets up, and pulls up his pants, fastening his belt.

BRANDO MCPHUKFAIC
Don't worry. It was pretty fuckin' dry. I don't need to wipe.

Brando gives an asshole grin then glances into the toilet bowl, rearing his head back in disgust.

BRANDO MCPHUKFAIC
Jesus H Christ! That's one ugly turd!

The camera moves slowly towards the toilet, then hovers over the bowl, looking down at the contents. Resting in the bottom of the white porcelain amenity is a black and white photograph of Hugh Jass.

BRANDO MCPHUKFAIC
Yep, like I said. An ugly fuckin' turd.

Brando leaves the cubicle then exits the bathroom without washing his hands, muttering something about 'Fuckin Wrasslin' probably being dead' as he does so.

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